Do.Not.Want

1. ...to smell like Kim Kardashian. No way, no how.

2. Britney Spears' fashion sense. Or hair.

3. Coral makeup. Sorry, Bobbi Brown. Notice that the new Cabana Coral range doesn't have a photo of a model actually wearing this stuff.

4. Light Denim. According to the newsletter from Paperlime, it's the new black. Just say no.

5. Katy Perry's bangs.

Over and Out

Over tanned, over inflated and basically over, the Three Skanks of the Apocalypse displaying some bad taste in personal grooming.

Photos: The Superficial

Just my opinion

It's summer here, in the Northern Hemisphere. Even in South California (or in Paris, as Eva Longoria should have noticed). Wearing boots this time of the year doesn't result in a stylish look. Only in smelly feet.

(Pictures from CelebrityBabylon and That Other Blog)

Rock Bottom

It's no longer funny (though The Superficial is doing his best).

This has nothing to do with beauty, fashion or things that smell good. Quite the opposite, actually. But, since everyone and their mostly-blind grandma are reading the gossip blogs and talking about Britney, here's my take on this:

If there is one thing that someone who is in the middle of a custody battle shouldn't be doing, is hanging out with Paris Hilton. At this point, even the judge has already seen more of Britney than he or she has ever wanted to, and it ain't pretty.

(For those who are just emerging from under their nicely-scented rocks, the links on the right to The Superficial and A Socialite's Life would give you enough material to stay amused for a couple of hours. I'm not taking responsibility to brain cells dying unexpectedly).

Maybe the nice people at Victoria's Secret should start a new campaign: Bring the Panties Back! The girl is doing them a great service.