Tragic

Somewhere, someone is already writing the very trashy book, and you know that the cover will not be one of the photos from her glory days. It's incredibly sad. We've all been watching Ana Nicole Smith's train wreck of a life stopping at all the wrong stations. But I just keep thinking about her 5 month old baby, the one whose paternity question is yet to be determined (the options are Sleazy and Sleazier. It's your pick which is which), who is reportedly being cared for by family(?) friends in the Bahamas.

This should be a huge wake-up call for Lindsay, Britney and their social circle. Please, take care so you don't show up under similar headlines.