Little Black Dress

Rihanna is perfection from the neck up, but this Dsquared2 dress (from Milan fashion week) is a nip-slip waiting to happen. Also, I know everyone is as tired of hearing me say this just as much as I'm tired of maternity style dresses: Unless you really are with child, why would you choose clothes that make you look 6 months along?

One bubble dress makes you larger, one dress makes you small

Two bubble dresses. One belongs to the ridiculous "let's look pregnant!" trend, which would be great if you actually are with child. But those of us who aren't, would look slimmer in something that has a waist. Odd concept, I know. The first dress is from Doo Ri, the second one is a Dsquared2, and shows that not all bubble dresses are created equal.

I'm not a big fan of the trend and hoped it would go away by now, but if they are still around, I'd much rather wear the feminine, sexy Dsquared2 dress. There's something about its cut and proportions that appeal to me.